I can’t dwell on you or your girlfriend’s petty drama anymore. You know the truth and I know the truth, so I’ll just let the both of you run your mouths in the mean time. That being said (since I stole all your money) I’d like to say:
Thanks for the 52” 3D TV & the xbox one & for the $700 in damages you did to my car & for secretly “borrowing” hundreds of dollars in cash from me and my dad & for ruining my credit with the broken lease you told me about after it was done & for destroying my faith in all loyalty, since you fucked 3 of my friends & for making me a stronger fucking person.
You’re a douche. I can’t wait to forget about your existence. PEACE.